By Enyioma Orji
An Igbo adage says that when the worn-old basket is mentioned in a
proverb, the thin man begins to think he is being referred to. This so aptly
captures the Nigerian Legislature and their vehement defense of their fiscal
appropriations, whenever the amount is revealed to the public.
First time it was no less a figure than Sanusi, CBN governor telling us
that National Assembly alone gulps a quarter of the overhead spent on all the
national institutions. Okay, that is putting it too simplistically. He meant
that if you can envision all the Federal Secretariats spread all over the
country, all the parastatals under them, (CBN, NDIC, FIRS, NPA, NPF, NA, NN,
all Federal Universities, their Teaching hospitals, INEC, NOA, NDDC, NNPC and
its subsidiaries, DPR, quite an inexhaustible list), I am sure you are getting
it now.
Yes, National Assembly spends a fourth and all the above-imagined get to
share the remaining three-fourths in terms of overhead costs. Mind boggling!
For God’s sake what could they possibly be spending it on! I am sure the
no-nonsense CBN governor was not taking a swipe at any individual but pointing
out a systemic dysfunction that can sink the entire ship of nationhood if
unchecked. Nevertheless, the thin man has heard of a worn-out basket and has
taken the proverb to be jibe at his pronounced rib cage. Immediately they
called for his head and subpoenaed him out of his busy job to come and defend
his statement. In the end what came out of it, sadly nothing. The required
lesson was not learned.
Recently it was the person of Mrs Oby Ezekwesili, the World Bank veteran
who informed the nation that this same National Assembly has gulped a whooping
trillion naira in recent past. Let us try to put it in figures,
N1,000,000,000,000.00! O-M-G! This cannot be! I am probably wrong in my
representation, and I stand corrected if so. That is what a group of about 600
men, have spent in the course of assembling what exactly! Already the cries of
‘crucify her’ have started pouring in, spearheaded by the ‘honorable’ Victor
Ogene.
Lacking points he started with personal attack on the former minister,
then he reportedly began to talk about N150,000,000,000.00 as 2010 budget of
the Legislature and asked the question, ‘What is the percentage of N150b in a
budget of N4.9trillion?’. The answer is 3% of our National Budget but the fact
is that it goes to about 600 legislators, and the remaining 97% is spent for
the rest 170,000,000 of us, and he wonders why anybody should complain about
that.
I am very sure that the fact that a whooping portion of this country’s
funds disappear through legislative channels will not come as a surprise to any
five-year old Nigerian. However, it calls for serious concern when the people
that should know begin to give the raw figures and the real statistics on the
gravity of the situation. This is exactly why the Freedom of Information Bill
should focus on. In fact if there is any surprise it is the vehemence of the
denials that come from the legislators themselves!
Yet they have never been able to vindicate themselves, if anything they
corroborate it by the instant shot to opulence that occurs in the life of the
least of them just days after being sworn in. Recently, a UK columnist, Michael
Burleigh, reported that the official allowance of a Nigerian Legislator is
twice that of their contemporaries in England.
Between the years 1999 to 2003, there was a long drawn tussle between the
Executive and the Legislative arms, as the legislators insisted on their
‘oversight functions’. The late democrat Dr Chuba Okadigbo championed the cause
that it was the constitutional right of the Legislative Arm to oversee the
Executive arm and call to question anything they deem unclear.
A worthy battle, which cost him his seat and probably his life later on.
Currently the question everyone wants answered is whose job is it to oversee
the overseer. I am afraid our current Constitution may not have an answer to
that. Many suggestions have also been made on how to reform our legislative
houses due to their cost. Some suggests a unicameral legislature, and others
advocating part-time legislature, (which makes sense as their recess periods
currently exceed their sitting periods).
Whatever the solution may be, the sad
part is that it will require the current legislative set-up to make the
required change in Constitution for that to take effect. My guess is, they will
never live to see that happen!
It certainly cannot be as hopeless as that, maybe the lawmakers could
come to the realization that an additional N150billion a year will make our
universities outshine their British counterparts or that our Healthcare
delivery could rival that of Germany. But no, their current denials show that
they will be the last to accept the glaring truth. My good friend and
co-analyst will always call me and report the latest update in Egypt, ending
with ‘that is an example of the people defending democracy!’
Well we have been at such point several times, but Nigerians have
disproved the theory that “rebellion is the product of a basic contradiction
between the human mind’s unceasing quest for clarification and the apparent
meaningless nature of their world.” That is to say, even when we are
disenchanted with contemporary application of justice, we will still never
rebel (apologies to Albert Camus).
So how will we ever wriggle out of this… this is another of the dilemmas
in which I found my head bowed and eyes dripping. Which way Nigeria?
Enyioma Orji wrote
from Abakaliki, Abia State.

Yea right. Fela said it all, we are a docille people. Torn between religious and tribal differences. Difficult to find a common front in this contraption called Nija.
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